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Diamond Quantum Storage

17 Apr

Diamond Quantum Storage
by SimplyKyle 4/17/11

Scientists have said they are going to develop a way to store information in crystals. Didn’t here well check out this article….and this one.
That’s right. Essentially they hope to use crystals just like flash drives. Only they’ll be used to store massive amounts of information. Now one of the first things I thought of when I read this was every Superman medium. For that one guy who doesn’t know what I am talking about, Kryptonians used crystals to store information and as far as I’ve been informed they are supposed to be way more advanced than us. Smallville is notorious for over-using the fact that everything Superman needs to know has been already stored by Jor-El in crystals.

smallville_01(Oh and that anyone can figure out how to use the crystals.)

It seems they can store anything in this form, as the current research suggests we will be able to store unbelievable amount in this Diamond Quantum memory storage technique by utilizing photons of light. (Yes that is as complicated as it sounds).

It’s somewhat unsurprising though. They once said we would never need a Terabyte of storage space, then we got them. The response was; “oh we’ll only need one and never fill it up.” Now we have multiple terabyte drives and thanks to the internet we easily are filling those. The Quantum crystal storage will enable us to store immense amounts of information including historical information for far future generations as they will most likely last far longer than any form of data storage we currently use. Most likely though the majority of people will use it to store excessive amounts of illegally downloaded music and movies, oh and tons of pornography.

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(because the year 3250 needs access to classic films)

And if comic books have taught me anything, which they have, Sentient voice recordings and holograms will be no problem as well as the blueprints to develop an entire fortress for solitary use of course. Since we’ll be able to see what humanity will need 1,000 years from now. (perhaps we should store some oil and an ozone layer in one of the crystals)
It’ll be quite the feat to develop not only the ability to store info in the crystals but to create a device that will read and write the information…as if external hard drives were disposable now. If we go the route of Superman we’ll just need crystals to read the crystals. Still not sure how that works, unless of course they’re “magic crystals”, but that’s DC for you, just say it’s alien and doesn’t have to follow our normal laws of everything.
Now I’m sure they will be developed to be more practical and appealing than the comic version which always seems to be a hunk of rock or awkward chuck of crystal and impossibly indistinguishable from every other friggin uncut crystal.

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(shit, where does this one go?)

Even though Diamond Quantum Memory Storage sounds like some mumbo-jumbo made up for a sci-fi book, I for one think it will be a fantastic breakthrough and lead to incredible things. It just baffles me to think what would be next after that. And if they finally perfect it maybe they’ll be able to use the technology to pull information from the ancient crystal skulls and clear up all that mysterious nonsense.

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(Tell us your secrets oh neatly carved shiny rocks)

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A Bleak Future

6 Apr

A Bleak Future
by Andy Potter 4/06/11

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The future is going to suck.  Hold on hear me out.  I’m not saying our future is going to suck (although none of us really know and it could head that way fast, but I digress)  I’m saying that the future of comics is going to suck; not the business side mind you, but the actual future in comic books is going to suck.  While on vacation a few weeks back, I was walking through the comic book store with my good friend Kyle for the first time in a long time.  I saw an X-men graphic novel that caught my eye, upon reading the back I discovered that it was another bleak future for the x-men.

Now I love a good apocalypse story, but if you really look at it, the futures of the comics are going to suck.  Let’s just look at the X-men.  Days of Futures Past, Age of Apocalypse, Old man Logan, Age of X, and pretty much any future that Cable has come from or apparently goes to.  So lets just say it, it sucks to be an x-man.  The X-men never seem to win, as far as I can find. Xavier’s dream of a world where mutants and humans live together in harmony just doesn’t seem to work out. He’s always dead, and giant robots are always hunting people down (and Wolverine always seems to be the last man standing, which has got to suck)

old(the only guy who could kick my ass in a nursing home)

Now I know that some of them are alternate realities, but if the alternates are bleak, the future ain’t gonna be much better.  So why do they keep fighting?  To change the future? Which sounds all well and good in theory, but then where’s the good future?  Where’s the future where Wolverine is a well adjusted family man?  Where’s the future where Xavier and Magneto going golfing on the weekends?  No matter what they change, who they help, no matter how many times they beat Magneto; things just don’t seem to work out.

The one good future the x-men had was when Scarlet Witch changed everything.  Everyone got what they wanted and mutants were top of the food change and whose idea of happiness was this?

marvel_magneto_pictureboxart_160wMAGNETO’S!

That’s right, the bad guy had the good future for mutants.  Now, you could say that the world still wasn’t great for humans, and that’s my point.  Everyone was given what they wanted, and mutants and humans still didn’t live in harmony.  Even when the entire world is rewritten, Xavier’s dream still doesn’t come true.  I read somewhere that a hero is someone who, when all seems lost, keeps fighting.  So maybe that’s the point of the X-men.  Peace just doesn’t seem to be the future for them.  Who knows though, the future is always changing.

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The Show’s been cancelled: Guitar Hero is No More

18 Mar

The Show’s Been Cancelled: Guitar Hero Is No More
by SimplyKyle 03/18/11

CANCELLEDIn early February of 2011, Activision announced that it would discontinue the Guitar Hero brand games, that includes Rock Band too. Whether or not you had heard about this, you’ve had a month to cope. So it’s only right we discuss why this is best and was foreseeable from the first game. Despite the fact that the public runs through trends quick than Charlie Sheen through hookers. (Yeah I said it, It was about time the damn show ended.)

It comes as no surprise that Guitar Hero would go the way of ColecoVision. Honestly the only thing that I feel kept it going for as long as it did was the abundance of pics you could find of the game’s avid fans……

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(how will attractive girls, with the desire to be accepted, pretend to be interested in video games now?)

Dwindling sales was attributed to the final decision as Warriors of Rock version on sold 1.3 million copies worldwide. Which downright sucks considering the 3rd game sold over 15 million. (We don’t even have to mention the less than 1 million sold by Green Day Rock band) The real reasons I believe Guitar Hero has seen its last is because everyone of the games are the same damn thing. It was getting to the point that, if bought any after the first one, you were just paying to hear the same songs over and over. Most of which have been long played out by the radio stations in the first place.

Another reason is that the people who bought the first one and didn’t like it or couldn’t figure out how to get good at it, sure as hell wouldn’t buy the next one or the 16 that followed, not including the seven versions released for mobile devices only. As more of the same gameplay continued to come out in each version people started getting bored with it faster. It wasn’t like you had some new and exciting storyline or cast of characters, so why bother buying one based on Aerosmith or Van Halen? If you really wanted to listen to the original songs you might as well buy a CD since they’re less than $10 at FYE now or do what the rest of the world does and download it illegally. You’ll save yourself having to hear the mess ups that interrupt the song because you can’t really play guitar in the first place.

Which brings me to my next point. I am glad that the Guitar Hero fad has been nixed because it had created a group of people who thought they were actual musicians because they could beat Free Bird on expert. It saddens me to see people who have a false sense of accomplishment because they believe they have a talent in a virtual, unrealistic setting.

metrostation(That means you miley cyrus’ brother, just give it up)

If even half of the kids who devoted all their time to the game put even just half of that effort into picking up an actual instrument maybe we wouldn’t have the less talented one hit wonders we now have in their places. Who knows?

You can really only ride the fame for so long. It’s even shorter when you don’t change anything except adding sell out artists (who nobody wanted to hear from since the early nineties anyway) on the cover your game.

It was a neat little game, and probably one of the most successful and recognizable add-on alternative controllers for a console.

NES-LightGun(except for this, or maybe the Sega vibrating vest)

We’ll always remember the countless hours spent with friends forming living room bands and playing to a venue of usually 5. I’m glad to see Activision make a wise decision to “break up the band” because no one wants to see something in music become unwanted and last longer than they probably should, never changing….

black eyed peas(Did anyone even read this article after the pictures of the half naked girls?)

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What makes a game worthwhile?

14 Jan

What makes a game worthwhile?
by Dave Lucier

Ok, so… My first post, not only here but anywhere, so stay with me, this could be a bumpy ride. Truth be told, I don’t know what I want to do with this space on a regular basis, or even if I do want to stick to only one thing, so for now it will be review/op-ed/randomness as I have stuff I want to post, and hopefully it will be entertaining/informative enough that you dear readers will like it. Please if there is anything you’d like to see me tackle/review let me know, I’d love to be able to turn this into a question and answer or reader request based article but obviously that will require some regular readers first now wont it?

Replayability

To start off I’ll talk about some of the things I will be looking at when I do reviews that I don’t feel a lot of others do. The first is Replay-ability. Yes plenty of others do go over this when reviewing a game, however 99% of them just equate it with how many ways you can go thru the game, or how many times you HAVE to play through to get everything. This definitely should be in every review, however it doesn’t always equal replay-ability. To me replay-ability is how much you would WANT to play through the game again. I don’t care if there’s 2 ways through every level if by the time I’m done with the game I don’t have a desire to play it again. This to me is a huge fault while reviewing open world or “sandbox” games and even some RPG’s. Reviewers will note that there are hours upon hours of stuff to do, like collect 50 hidden beer bottles or kill every monster at least 50 times to get a insanely overpowered game-breaking weapon. Now again, I don’t have a problem with these things IN a game, I just don’t think it automatically equates to wanting to play the game again or longer, it almost never does for me. Examples of games that I would rate 10 out of 10 on replay-ability are Deus-ex, Chrono Trigger, and Devil May Cry. Now the first two probably wont surprise anyone, as they are widely regarded as two of the best games ever made, and do have multiple paths/endings. However that is not the only reason I have played them through so may times, its because they actually make each path worth taking, and enough options where its still fun no matter how you replay. Which leads into the 3rd and probably oddest choice. Devil may cry is again, widely known as a good game, and that’s because it is. Lots of fun and action and fairly easily accessible. However I have never seen it referred to as a “replayable” game. Whereas I’ve replayed it about 5 times just because of how good and how fun a game it is. As opposed to lets say GTA III which I loved, but only played through once. This is what I don’t think I’ve ever seen mentioned in a review when talking about replay-ability and I plan on doing that here.

Fun Factor

The next topic that I plan on giving front row treatment that most other reviews put as a secondary topic is fun. Just plan unexplainable fun. Now some reviewers will mention this in the text of a review, but rarely does it go beyond that, and I’ve never seen a review that actually has that as a measurement, which I currently plan on doing.

There are some games that despite all their flaws, are just fun. Now this is 2nd hand but a game I keep hearing about that I have yet to play is Earth Defense Force 2017. Basically per the reviews the game falls short on most fronts, graphics/sound/gameplay features, but is still somehow fun. This is something that needs to be in more reviews as a game can also succeed on all those fronts, but still not be fun. For me Final Fantasy 12 is the best example of that, I played for a few hrs said “well this is a solid game, seems really well done.” and haven’t played it since. I am aware that this is also highly subjective and I will do everything I can to make sure that when this comes up ill give my background, (IE: what other games like this I’ve enjoyed) and I’ll also do my best to compare it to other games as far as the fun factor goes to make sure that it’s clear what I think is fun.

So for example, “the fun factor of the game is right up there with Devil May Cry” If you, unlike me, didn’t have that “fun factor” with DMC then you probably wont feel the same about this game. Now seeing as I used the phrase fun factor 3 times in 2 sentences I think that’s probably a good indication of  what I should call the rating going forward.

Learning Curve

The final point I plan on taking care to give its due in my reviews (that wasn’t intentional I swear) is accessibility or learning curve. Again something that gets briefly mentioned in most reviews usually “the game has a decent learning curve” and that’s it. I plan on going in depth and letting you know how and why the accessibility works the way it does and again, comparing it to other games to let you judge for yourself.

Essentially this is what I always look for in reviews when I’m shopping for a game, I’ll look for at least one high score and one lower score and look to see if they actually say the same thing and then judge for myself based on that. That way if one reviewer thinks the combat system is innovative and fun, and the other says it is confusing and overly complicated but both describe the exact same combat system I have a much better idea of what I’m getting into and I hope to be able to give you that same level of detail as well on all fronts. So that’s my review style in a rather large nutshell, and hopefully soon I will have an actually review for you to enjoy.

“Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective” Game Review

10 Jan

Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective
review by Dave Lucier

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Alright, well the timing on this is perfect, I start out writing for this website here and I just happen to stumble across one of the best games I’ve played in a long time. Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective. Yes it sounds a little crazy, and in truth it is, however this game was fun, innovative, original, and walks the fine line of humor/drama amazingly well.

The setup is this, you start of the game “waking up” after being killed. You are then treated to one of the better tutorial levels I’ve seen. It’s informative but at the same time it doesn’t have nearly as much of that “yes yes yes I get it lets move on” as most games do. Don’t get me wrong, it is still there, but not as much. Now this is coming from someone who loves origin stories so the fact that the tutorial is explaining how all the powers work may have something to do with my opinion on this, so your mileage may vary, but I found it enjoyable. Essentially you can “jump” from one object to another over a pre-set distance, and on occasion you can interact, or what the game calls performing a “ghost trick” on the item. So using the first level as an example, you have to get up a pile of junk, but only have a few items that you are allowed to jump into, one is a folding cot, which you jump into, and then unfold in order to get closer to the next item that you can jump into.

The other part of your abilities, and the main draw of the game for me, is that if you find a body, you can jump into it and go back to 4 min before their death. This allows you to both see what happened to them, which gives you more plot, and you are able to try and alter their fate by using your ghost tricks. The nice thing about this is although there is some trial and error, the game does have a halfway point that you can restart at instead of going back to the beginning, and throughout the game there was really one one point where I got frustrated, and that was solely because that apparently in the world of japan a bullet is shaped like this guys hat:

p1 japanese bullet instead of this:  p2 american bullet

Which, when the goal of the scene is to find something the same shape as a bullet, is quite annoying.

Probably the most important thing to know going into this is the choice of items you can jump into is very arbitrary. Basically the game says “only some objects have cores, which are what allow you to jump into them” but that is all the explanation that you get, which is fine with me but I know some people may be looking for more on that front, I advise you, don’t. Its much more fun that way.

The plot of the game is for you to find out who you were and how/why you died. A straightforward sounding trip, however this one is filled with so many twists and turns that you get a bit dizzy. These turns range from partially obvious to well crafted surprises. Many times I found my self knowing in general what the next twist would be, but not the specifics, like in a horror movie when you know the mystery killer is actually one of the kids, but you don’t know which one or why. My best advice to you is to see this one through to the end, which I found to be amazingly rewarding and well worth it. In addition to this the cast of characters is…. interesting, but in a good way, most of the main characters are somewhat normal with just some random quirks, but then you have some odd balls, such as the smooth dancing inspector and the junkyard superintendent w/the pet pigeon. All these characters, although weird, still somehow seem to fit in the story and don’t seem that out of place so it’s not as jarring as it sounds.

As far as the game play portion of that journey, it’s almost all good. You have two ways to control everything, stylus or traditional buttons and both are always active so you can mix/match, which is what I did. You have two worlds to navigate, the real world, which you can slide the screen around to get a better view with either the stylus or d-pad, and the ghost world, which stays locked on you, but is where you can see what cores are around for you to jump to, again by using the d-pad to “reach” in the direction your pushing, or drawing a line with the stylus, which is sometimes required to reach certain cores that are behind another core. In this ghost world the top screen shows a picture of the item you are in and what, if anything, you can “trick” it into doing. This may have been my favorite part, because in many puzzle/adventure games half the game is figuring out what items are useful and what ones aren’t and this tells you right away if its just a stepping stone or useful item. Now this is a type of game I do normally enjoy but end up using a walkthrough for most of it just because I’ll become impatient with the trial and error nature of the puzzles, however this game does a great job of guiding you but not hand-holding you. Now if you are a hardcore Myst fan you may have a different opinion, but for me this was the perfect middle ground of difficulty and I only resorted to a walkthrough once, for the above mentioned “lost in translation” moment.

As far as graphics and sound, they are both good. The music, although good, is limited to only 2 or 3 tracks, and as nice as they are, do get a bit repetitive after a while, whereas the sound effects just seemed to fit perfectly with the game. The graphics are colorful, and clear, on par with most recent DS offerings. I thought it was a little odd that the top screen of the DS, which from what I understand does have slightly better resolution, was only used for the item info and not for any of the few cinematic scenes in the game, but it didn’t seem to suffer for it.

Now as far as replayablity. This I’m not sure on. As much as I loved the story that was told, because so much of it is based on not knowing what was going on, it does loose some replay value there, and the game doesn’t offer anything new a 2nd time around from what I understand. But it was definitely worth a play through, and who knows I may change my mind in a year and want to play it again.

Fun factor? Through the roof. And this game is a perfect example of why I want this in my reviews. I can’t really explain how a puzzle/adventure game is this much fun. But it is.

As mentioned above, the learning curve on this game is also excellent, it leads you along nicely, similar to Portal but at a much faster pace, that still works. You never really feel left behind, however some hard core adventure fans may find this too slow or too easy.

Overall here’s what we got, scale of 1-10

Graphics – 8/10- Good solid colorful graphics, Ghost effects are simple but just plain work and look right, some anime/Japanese flair but not overly done in that style.

Sound – 7/10 not bad but not quite enough variety in the soundtrack. Appropriate sound effects

Gameplay – 9/10 It works 90% of the time exactly as you ask it to, and is very intuitive and easy to figure out.

Replayability – 5/10- this is all down to personal preference, the game offers nothing new, and due to the nature of the plot being surprise heavy, its tough to nail this down. Basically if you can re watch movies like The Game, or sixth sense then you can replay this game.

Learning Curve – 9/10- one of the few games to get this right, although the final end of the curve may not be high enough for some, the gradual climb is perfect for those of us who never could get through Myst.

Fun Factor – 9/10- It just is. The combo of time travel, twisting plot, innovative controls/concept. They all come together in a great package.

Now a brief note on my overall scoring, it will not always be an average of the above because I don’t think its a fair system, just because the sound is bad doesn’t always bring a 9/10 game down to 7 or 8, sometimes its still 9/10 even with bad sound.

Overall 9/10- Fun, great story, good gameplay, total package. If you have any interest in an adventure type game, but have had problems with other entries, try this one out.

That’s all for now, next time I will actually be starting with my first Retro-review. Where I will be going back and reviewing an older game by today’s standards and seeing how it goes. And actually it will be very much related to this game as well, as original as it is, there is a game from the Sega Genesis that definitely has a  few parallels… Till next time!

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Robert Kirkman is F@*#!ng Awesome

9 Nov

Robert Kirkman is F@*#!ng Awesome
by Andy Potter

kirkmanRobert Kirkman is fucking awesome.  There I said it.  The man has gotten me back into comics after a long hiatus and for that I thank him. But I digress. Kirkman first came to my attention many years back while working at Gamestop. On one particularly boring day, my friend and I were discussing zombies; what they feel, what goes through their minds, do they have a favorite flavor of human? It was during this discussion that he mentioned a little comic call The Walking Dead.  I had not heard of it, and so on that fateful day he brought me the first volume.

walking deadI was hooked! The writing was fantastic, the art was gritty, the gore; well lets just say I could practically taste the brain matter, you know, in a good way. I went through six volumes of The Walking Dead in about a week. My friend told me that the writer of the series also did superhero books, and that if I liked his zombie stuff I would like his superhero stuff even more, I told him I’d give it a read.  I didn’t. (well not right away)

My love of comics has had many ups and downs over my twenty-four years of life.  At that particular time I was at a low.  Years later my life was going through a rough patch. Thanks to the unending geekiness of my good friend Kyle, and my own need to return to something I had lost over the years, my love of comics returned.

Every sunday for almost a year Kyle and I would eat, drink, and go to our favorite comics shop (good times were had by all)  It was here that I rediscovered Kirkman and discovered Invincible. I purchased Invincible on a whim, with a gift card from my parents, under the thought process that if it sucked, at least I wouldn’t be wasting any of my actual money.

It didn’t suck.

I read volume one in a single afternoon, and quickly reread it.  The next six months were devoted to Invincible.  There were eleven volumes and I would have them all.  Sure, I grabbed other stuff too, but nothing held my attention like Invincible.  It was a superhero book without falling into the same crap most long running superhero books fell into.  It had drama without taking itself to seriously.

It had characters that were just familiar enough to understand, but just different enough to be interesting. Ask Kyle, it was all I talked about; I threw money at my comic shop owner (thats right threw it, he didn’t want my money in any way.  I think he cried at one point)

It didn’t end there; after Invincible came Astounding Wolf-man, then Brit, Capes Inc, Tech-Jacket. I grabbed Marvel Zombies, and caught up on my Walking Dead.

The man could do no wrong in my eyes.

Ok, Kirkman isn’t infallible, but he’s pretty damn close.

So, why do I think Kirkman is fucking awesome? Could it be that he surrounds himself with some talented artists? Nah. Simple;  he takes a well known idea and twist it just enough to make it fresh and interesting.

My father is a huge Superman fan and has been for as long as I’ve known him. I was explaining Invincible to him the other and day and summed it up thusly:

“Ok, Superman comes to earth, gets married and has a son”
“Ok, sound cool”
“Now the son develops superpowers, and starts to fight crime”
“Of course”
“But turns out Superman actually came to earth to prepare it for invasion and enslavement, consequently son decides to fight against him and defend the planet”
“Oh…thats a good idea”  My dad hasn’t read a comic in years, but I think I could get him to read Invincible.

Hell, almost the same thing happened when I was explaining The Walking Dead to my best friend, Dennis:

“You like Dawn of the Dead?”
“Yes”
“Ok, now imagine it didn’t end.”
Now Dennis (who had never read a comic in his life) owns seven of The Walking Dead volumes.
Come on, who doesn’t read about zombie Hulk biting the Silver Surfer’s head off and thinks its awesome.  Superheroes who punch a time clock, indestructible cranky old men who defend the planet, or a well known universe of heroes suddenly eating everyone in sight. I could mention the genius of a superhero who realizes he has superpowers when he tosses bags of garbage into orbit, and then, a full six issues later, the bags lands in France.  Now that’s planning ahead.  How can you not think thats awesome, seriously?

Robert Kirkman is fucking awesome.  There, I said it again.  As long as the man keeps writing, I’m gonna keep reading.  (Also note, I will never use the word awesome so much again.  Kyle, I’m sorry)

Find more about Robert Kirkman by visiting his site http://www.kirkmania.com

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